The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Heh. My gran hits 80 this year. She got her first computer about 3 years ago and surfs the net like a good 'un. Booked her last few holidays online and everything.
It's nice to see your olds following in your footsteps. My Dad took some direct learning courses last year when I gave him my old PC. He surfs and books holidays online too. He's even learned to scan his old photos and copy them onto discs.
Rock on, Dude!
