The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then there are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic and have been since before I was born. And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer, you don't have to have a great brain, you don't have to have any clothes on: you're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
A sale is a sale - and as a business (lets not kid ourselves thats all the church is) any income is good income - even if pryed from the hands by guilt...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
