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more monkey business


this freaky looking guy was born at Bristol zoo earlier today


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/4446281.stm


Looks like a devil....please don't tell me its an ape...



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Cough, prosimian..



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ahem, explain? (briefly)

-- Edited by Short Santa at 15:28, 2005-04-15

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The devil thing (aye-aye) is a prosimian, not a monkey or an ape.  A sort of proto-primate thing.


Brief enough?


Nocturnal, has a funny finger thing to pick out insects from holes, madagascan, lemuroid, mumble mumble




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er, I suppose so, I really meant why (apart from thats how God made them, natch) is it a protosimian as oppose to an ape or a monkey, i.e. what are the physiological differences?

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It's the eyes, Santa.  Just look at the eyes. 


Picture of Kintana


It's clearly an alien.



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Hokay.


Lots of things, but one clear feature is the nose.  It has a dog type nose, with sensory material on the outside.  Monkeys and apes have it on the inside.  Seems this is related to an evolutionary leap toward using other senses more than olfaction (vision, vocalisations etc), associated with living in larger groups.  There is probably other stuff, but I don't know much about prosimians.


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But it's eyes.  Look at it's freaky eyes.  It's not right.

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Well, you did ask...



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You're local, sneak in tonight and KILL IT

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HUR HUR... THE FREAK MUST DIE.....  MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"But it's eyes.  Look at it's freaky eyes.  It's not right."


Er, no, it's not! Holy **CUCUMBER**balls!



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Another monkey picture...



Ugleeeeeee.



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Looks like a macaque...



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Apparently not.

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...mangabeys are like macaques...mumble mumble..

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Yeah yeah.

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quote:

Originally posted by: ddvmor

"Another monkey picture... Ugleeeeeee."


 


btw - that mangabey is cute as hell!!  You wait til Lite sees it!




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I'm with copp on this one!


Awwwwwwww :3 cute monkey all tucked up in bed


I've used a doorkey!


I've Used a Lkey!


But i've never useddd a monkey! *sings her little heart out*



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Ahhh, I like the first one!  It's so cute!  Admittedly cute in a freaky kinda way but none the less CUTE.  I want one, it could keep Shad company when I'm not at home.

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