The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
er, I suppose so, I really meant why (apart from thats how God made them, natch) is it a protosimian as oppose to an ape or a monkey, i.e. what are the physiological differences?
Lots of things, but one clear feature is the nose. It has a dog type nose, with sensory material on the outside. Monkeys and apes have it on the inside. Seems this is related to an evolutionary leap toward using other senses more than olfaction (vision, vocalisations etc), associated with living in larger groups. There is probably other stuff, but I don't know much about prosimians.
If this gets me banned from the message board for being a boring person, then I blame Santa.
Ahhh, I like the first one! It's so cute! Admittedly cute in a freaky kinda way but none the less CUTE. I want one, it could keep Shad company when I'm not at home.