The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
But I believe it. My aunt just moved to PA and she said they have public service announcements from the state gov't on tv saying "take your vacation... we WANT YOU to take your vacation!" At first I thought she was talking about those annoying "take back your vacation.. visit Orlando" commercials.. but no, these are actual PSAs.