The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
.. you would book a heavy metal band and then send them home during the interval that was enforced upon the band at the start of the evening saying that they were "too loud and too heavy" when they were quieter than the nookieing juke box and playing classic rock because the sound check was frowned upon?
I am nookieing livid. We changed our entire set last minute for that willyend, were playing for free and were getting an incredible response from the crowd ... who would not have been there had we not been there.
It's taken me 3 hours to calm down enough to type properly.
What a c***.
Stead, I think I have a new verse for the new song ... you happy with just 46 swear words, yeah?
That's obnoxious... really obnoxious. I'm always surprised at the extreme asshattery of venue owners... this isn't the first time I've heard of something like that happening...
It's like they don't want business... I don't get it. Do they not realize that people talk?
I'm sorry you got jerked around like that...
-- Edited by Aodan on Saturday 4th of April 2009 01:22:32 PM
I don't think I even know 46 different swear words. Perhaps it would be therapeutic if you posted them all here!
Seriously though... what at tw@t. Is there someone we can hurt?
Who said "different"?
But hey, I like a challenge .. yo may want to disengage the swear filter
01 W a n k 02 S h i t 03 F u c k 04 C u n t 05 B o l l o c k s 06 P i s s 07 Mother F u c k e r 08 S h i t kicker 09 Felchmonger 10 Rectalhanging 11 W a nkblaster 12 Jizzlobber 13 C u n t blocker 14 willysucker 15 Arsefisting S h i t licker 16 Stead 17 Steadman 18 Bon Jovi 19 S h i t weasel 20 Flapflipper 21 Piledivider 22 Fudgepacking Piledriver 23 Arserapist 24 Vegfister 25 Bullpoo poo 26 Bas tard 27 One eyed trouser god who vomits when pleased 28 F u c k wit 29 F u c k hole 30 Sagging axewound 31 k n o b end 32 pillock 33 c o c k jockey 34 p i s s flap 35 ring sniffer 36 w a n k stain 37 Funya Chin 38 kutabare 39 Craphandler 40 Mong 41 Spas 42 Joey 43 The Cup 44 c o c k smoker 45 Skier (if this confuses, stand up and pretned to ski ... then replace the apls with a grubby gents on Hamstead Heath)
Your confused? You're the one said to list 46 swear words :) I can not resist a challenge, although now I feel people may view me as a foul mouthed bum and not the angelic creature they did before .... um ...
Aodan, 24 is made up nonsense, 37 and 38 are japanese (37 is "limp dick" and 38 "f u c k you") and 40-42 are stupid name calls that we use to call each other in school ... not very politically correct though to be honest!
-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink on Tuesday 7th of April 2009 07:53:14 AM
It beggars belief. Poor Bezz. <hug>
