The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm very disappointed in everybody. I set up the 404 screen at 9am this morning and posted this thread at lunchtime.
No one looked at the thread in the following six hours, even though I know that at least 4 of you (and I won't mention their names) stopped by the Bored Board (more than once in a number of cases).
tut. There were so many clues... odd font, strange wording and a REALLY LONG SCROLL BAR!!!
The first time I saw it, I just left and figured my wifi was blinking in/out (it does that sometimes). Then when I came back, I saw it again... then I left... said "hey.. hmmm I wonder... " and read it more closely ;)
I thought the page was knacked and was going to email you about it - but figured, you'd spot it and fix it yourself - I couldnt be bothered to type just a one line email to you. Couldnt be bothered - how does that make you feel? - wanna talk about our relationship? hmmm?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
