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JonnyStead


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This is why you cant leave women in charge... of anything
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7971578.stm

One week of the month they cant control their spending, and one week of the month they'll burst into tears or smash you in the goolies if you put even one word out of place.

Top management potential...




This wont end well....

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Susan


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What a load of old bollies!

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JonnyStead


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Susan wrote:

What a load of old bollies!



 Time of the month dear?



Oh God, its like I cant stop....



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JonnyStead wrote:

One week of the month they cant control their spending, and one week of the month they'll burst into tears or smash you in the goolies if you put even one word out of place.

Top management potential...

This wont end well....
So what is the basis of this rant?  Are you just trying to pick a fight with the girls, or do you have a bit of booby envy?

 



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Susan


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JonnyStead wrote:

Susan wrote:

What a load of old bollies!

 Time of the month dear?

Oh God, its like I cant stop....

Hmm.  I sense a little trickery here.  If I answer with fighting spirit I'm accused of 'smashing him in the goolies' or 'getting all hormonal'.

Best response - rise above it and say nothing, all the while knowing that I shop when I need to and have never kicked anyone in the family jewels that didn't thoroughly deserve it.

On that last point, Stead - get your jewels out you're first in line.

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ddvmor


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I can't say I've ever been on the ereciving end of the bollie smashing when the ladies have the decorators in. I think It's probably because I'm nicer than Stead.

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Susan wrote:


Best response - rise above it and say nothing, all the while knowing that I shop when I need to and have never kicked anyone in the family jewels that didn't thoroughly deserve it.

On that last point, Stead - get your jewels out you're first in line.

 


^^ This ^^

Susan is very wise.

 



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ddvmor


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She's lost quite a lot of weight though... oh. you said WISE... wary

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I'd invest in some iron underpants if I were you..

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sha76jam


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Pah! What utter nonsense! I am more than capable of being a bitch from hell or going on a shopping spree any time I choose, thank you very much!

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JonnyStead


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sha76jam wrote:

Pah! What utter nonsense! I am more than capable of being a bitch from hell or going on a shopping spree any time I choose, thank you very much!



 Nice one :) finally someone got it!



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I'll just stand over here...

Quietly...Ben

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