The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Or other computery people for that matter Ive been making a theatre management system for the past month now and version 1.0 is ready to be tested. In the Theatres. With patients being operated on. Obviously. They want me to be there. In scrubs. To make sure nothing goes wrong. My boss says i dont have to, but i get the feeling that he would be a bit disapointed if i said no. Bugger
unfortunately i dont get to choose, it will be for the whole session - monday morning.
As to what operation i would like to see, i havent really given it much thought, i would probably like to see the operation that I had done when i broke my arm - internal setting and fixation of the radius and ulna - yup, i broke the both of them at once and now have to metal bars in my arm and a majassive scar on one side of it.
Maybe you could practise by watching some of those dodgy programs on the health channels - doesn't one of them show a different operation each night or something?
I think you should do it - even if only for the brownie points with your boss.
Dont have to, ive got a pair of small, discrete slip on jobs, not too clompy thankfully - although i will have a dopey hair net thingie as well as surigcal mask and rubber gloves.
Its true - no system ever survives first contact with the users.
It was grand, once you got used to the smell and the sound of saw on bone I'll have to get a set of scrubs with my name on the back and a logo on the front proclaiming "I am NOT a doc!" with a picture of a scalpel inside one of those banned thingies - you know the ones that say no smoking here type things.
Looks like i will be in and out of the different theatres for the forseeable future though - there are a lot of nurses who need training in how to use it and what better way than in a live environment?
- although i will have a dopey hair net thingie as well as surigcal mask and rubber gloves.
