The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
As it's so quiet in here today I thought I'd start a topic. You've all played the game before so you know the rules (no googling): Guess the Artist & Song Title "all the lonely hearts in London caught a plane & flew away, all the best women are married, all the handsome men are gay, I feel deprived" Go on, you know who is.
Because, Darren, I wrenched my back sneezing last Friday night an I have shooting pains going down my right leg, which the 'porridge' back is helping to ease.