The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
This was very cool. I seem to remember that this series had a bit of an obsession with Jammie Dodgers, even down to having a giant jammie dodger in basement...
I haven't been able to find Jammie Dodgers in a long time... the place that used to carry them near me hasn't had them in a long time. They still have Toffeypops and the occasional jaffa cake though.
Toffipops are from Autstralia or New Zealand. We couldn't get them here for ages and then they suddenly re-appeared. The important question though, is: can you get pink wafers?