The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
sometimes I think my youngest cat can read. he'll sit on the desk in front of me just stare at the screen. Or he'll be watching what I type, and if I type his name, he'll look up at me.
I wonder if I walked down the streets of New York wearing one of those what would happen. I figure one of three things:
1) No one will notice - this is NY after all. 2) People will notice and give me strange looks. 3) People will notice, give me strange looks, call the FBI and the NYPD, I'll be standing waiting to cross the street when all of a sudden a van will fly up and out will pour federal agents and armed national guardsmen, I'll be pinned to the ground, then interrogated for hours.
quote: Originally posted by: Aodan "I wonder if I walked down the streets of New York wearing one of those what would happen. I figure one of three things:"