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Are all boys this stupid?


I just walked in on Cian (aged 10) putting a plastic bag over his head in an attempt to make Natalia laugh.


It's not as if he's never been told the potential consequences. 


Aaaaaargh! Are all boys this plain stupid sometimes? 



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Yes.


My ex once dropped a full size upright piano on my head. With blood pouring out the side of my head he said, "D'you think I should take you to A&E?"



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Ouch that's bad.  Both the stupidity & the injury.

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Hence the 'Ex' status, presumably...

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yeah, he's very much ex now.

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Not in a 'Pushing Up The Daisies' sence I hope.  He wasn't nailed to his perch was he?

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only mentally.



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Afraid so Susan, we're generally all lucky to have survived childhood, and adulthood for that matter, I'm afriad.


Sounds like good timing on your part, mate.



-- Edited by NateO at 22:15, 2005-04-11

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Indeed.

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I'm not so sure girls are much better...


when I think of the dumb crap my sister and I did, I don't know how we're still alive...


and for that matter, how we don't have criminal records either 



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The worst I ever did was burn a hole in my sister's new recorder case because I was jealous.

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I thought you did.  Something about the deliberate and malicious misunderstanding of the car registration or drivers licence system or something...?

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Yes well once I begged, pleaded, cried and sent them a check, they decided not to prosecute

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Ahhh.  Bribery! 

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When dealing with the NYS DMV, that's pretty much your only option

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When my husband was 9 he lit his bedroom curtains on fire.

When he was 11, he fell off the roof.

When he was 19 he walked into a piece of sheet metal, cut his toe, and didn't have it checked out for several months. Then he had to have surgery on it.

I really hope this child isn't as dunderheaded.



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The said part is, I can picture him doing that



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Sorry to break this to you, but it does rather seem to run in the family.  Like father, like son.

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damn.. perhaps I'd better put "child sized bubble" on my baby registry...

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and since he was 19 at your last listed attack of stupidity, you may want a tall adult sized bubble too.

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How about an enormous roll of cotton wool?

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Yeah he's almost due... since he seems to think that he and his brother can carry a sofa up 6 flights of stairs without injuring or killing themselves.. perhaps that day is sooner than we think.

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He might set it on fire. Cotton wool.. curtains.. perhaps his mind doesn't know the difference.

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Can you please


please


please


please


please


get that on video for me?



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quote:
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get that on video for me?
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Mommy, how did daddy die?

Watch this video love..





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quote:

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"The worst I ever did was burn a hole in my sister's new recorder case because I was jealous."


This is the worst thing you've ever done?


I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc...


I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!!



-- Edited by NateO at 01:35, 2005-04-12

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quote:

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" This is the worst thing you've ever done? I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc... I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!! -- Edited by NateO at 01:35, 2005-04-12"


He He,


When I was 10 I tried a slam dunk on our basketball hoop, by running and jumping of the roof. The hoop was a few meters away from the roof, so I never got that far. I must say, not one of my brightest ideas


When I was 12 I threw a broomstick like a javelin in the front wheel of my brother's bicycle, sending him flying like superman and hitting the wall, with a nice crashing sound


When I was 15 i tried joyring my brother's car in the backyard (which was very big) and ran over my favourite cat, and hit the side of the house...


When I was 18, I "bodychecked" a friend of mine on a kayaking trip. I hid myself on the shore between the bushes and when he came past, I ran, jumped and took him down from the kayak. Problem was, I didn't realise the water was only a shalow 30 cm deep on that spot. ouch...


Man, I was bad back then... 


 



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quote:

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" This is the worst thing you've ever done? I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc... I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!! -- Edited by NateO at 01:35, 2005-04-12"


Heh.


I wrote off my mother's car into (well, technically over) a roadside ditch when I was 17 whilst peeing a prat and showing off to my mates in the car. 


It was near a farm.  The farmer came out and used his tractor to drag the crumpled wreckage of the car out.


Unfortunately for me, a passing police vehicle decided to stop and breathalize me.  Not that unfortunately, really as I hadn't been drinking.  Anyway.  The copper wanted to make a report and asked me what happened.  So I blurted out some guff about a fox running out in front of me.  the policemen looked unconvinced. But then the farmer's wife started going on about wildcats in the area.


So, somewhere, there is a police report with my name on which says that I swerved to avoid a wildcat and crashed the car.  Sweet.  It's like the beast of Bodmin or something!


I've only been run over the once, by my then best mate in his mother's Austin Metro.  It was great.


I've had the mains shock thing.  That was also cool.  Don't stick metal things into plug sockets. It's not big and it's not clever.


I take my life in my hands every single working day by riding the lifts in my building...



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I had a light switch in my bedroom that didn't have a face plate, and one day I accidentally stuck my fingers in. My leg started to twitch and then I was thrown backwards across the room.

Never got run over. That was my brother's deal.

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the same ex used to swing on the curtains as a child until he tore them off the wall one day. he was also arrested once for going equipped with a screwdriver.


i dated a guy who had been run over no less than five times. after he told me i realised why he stuck to the pedestrianised areas of central manchester.



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