The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When my husband was 9 he lit his bedroom curtains on fire.
When he was 11, he fell off the roof.
When he was 19 he walked into a piece of sheet metal, cut his toe, and didn't have it checked out for several months. Then he had to have surgery on it.
Yeah he's almost due... since he seems to think that he and his brother can carry a sofa up 6 flights of stairs without injuring or killing themselves.. perhaps that day is sooner than we think.
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "The worst I ever did was burn a hole in my sister's new recorder case because I was jealous."
This is the worst thing you've ever done?
I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc...
I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO " This is the worst thing you've ever done? I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc... I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!! -- Edited by NateO at 01:35, 2005-04-12"
He He,
When I was 10 I tried a slam dunk on our basketball hoop, by running and jumping of the roof. The hoop was a few meters away from the roof, so I never got that far. I must say, not one of my brightest ideas
When I was 12 I threw a broomstick like a javelin in the front wheel of my brother's bicycle, sending him flying like superman and hitting the wall, with a nice crashing sound
When I was 15 i tried joyring my brother's car in the backyard (which was very big) and ran over my favourite cat, and hit the side of the house...
When I was 18, I "bodychecked" a friend of mine on a kayaking trip. I hid myself on the shore between the bushes and when he came past, I ran, jumped and took him down from the kayak. Problem was, I didn't realise the water was only a shalow 30 cm deep on that spot. ouch...
quote: Originally posted by: NateO " This is the worst thing you've ever done? I've jumped off a chair lift (and cliffs on skis), been hit by cars (yes, more than once), been hit with a baseball bat, stuck a metal bracelet into a wall power outlet, totaled two cars in accidents, etc... I have tasted death, and have lived to laugh! That which does not kill me makes me stronger!! Mwa ha ha ha!! -- Edited by NateO at 01:35, 2005-04-12"
Heh.
I wrote off my mother's car into (well, technically over) a roadside ditch when I was 17 whilst peeing a prat and showing off to my mates in the car.
It was near a farm. The farmer came out and used his tractor to drag the crumpled wreckage of the car out.
Unfortunately for me, a passing police vehicle decided to stop and breathalize me. Not that unfortunately, really as I hadn't been drinking. Anyway. The copper wanted to make a report and asked me what happened. So I blurted out some guff about a fox running out in front of me. the policemen looked unconvinced. But then the farmer's wife started going on about wildcats in the area.
So, somewhere, there is a police report with my name on which says that I swerved to avoid a wildcat and crashed the car. Sweet. It's like the beast of Bodmin or something!
I've only been run over the once, by my then best mate in his mother's Austin Metro. It was great.
I've had the mains shock thing. That was also cool. Don't stick metal things into plug sockets. It's not big and it's not clever.
I take my life in my hands every single working day by riding the lifts in my building...
I had a light switch in my bedroom that didn't have a face plate, and one day I accidentally stuck my fingers in. My leg started to twitch and then I was thrown backwards across the room.
the same ex used to swing on the curtains as a child until he tore them off the wall one day. he was also arrested once for going equipped with a screwdriver.
i dated a guy who had been run over no less than five times. after he told me i realised why he stuck to the pedestrianised areas of central manchester.
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