The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had the weirdest dream last night.. and all of you were in it...
I was having some sort of brain surgery done (??) but it was more like an experiment than than surgery... all of you guys flew over to hang out while it went down (it all happened at my house) and you guys grilled some food up along with some other people that I knew from books (???) and had a little backyard party. Before it went down Stead and I had a lengthy conversation about the airline you all took and how much it cost to get here.
I also had a fascination with snow globes and figurines that I do not actually have in real life, and every surface of the house was covered with them. No one seemed to notice (except me) how weird that was...
Then it was over and we found secret passages in my house and someone (I can't remember who) met and married a prince through a personal ad someone placed while they were here.
The honest truth is that I only remember speaking to Stead and Susan, but you guys all came as a group (I saw you through the window). I had a feeling that you were all there, and I was pleased you were... :)
The honest truth is that I only remember speaking to Stead and Susan, but you guys all came a s a group (I saw you through the window). I had a feeling that you were all there, and I was pleased you were... :)
another JDBB dream.. this time featuring Stead nearly exclusively.
Something's going on here....
Here on an extended business trip, he came to my house, hung out in my backyard, drank all my tea, and read all my journals, learned all my secrets , and came with me to a party.