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Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jail
WOODBINE, Ga. – Authorities say they arrested an escaped jail inmate trying to sneak back into the lockup with cigarettes allegedly stolen from a nearby store.

Sheriff Tommy Gregory said Saturday that 25-year-old Harry Jackson had opened a door to the exercise yard and climbed the outer fence.

Deputies found a jail door unlocked early Saturday and were looking for the inmate. They spotted Jackson trying to come back in and found 14 packs of cigarettes they believe were stolen from a convenience store about a block away.

Jackson faces new charges of breaking out of jail and burglary. He was already in jail in Camden County in far southeast Georgia for charges including possession of a controlled substance and violating probation.

Dumbass...

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In my much younger (and woefully misspent) days, I actually did that but on a much smaller scale...Ben

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I think you need to tell us that story.

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Aodan wrote:

I think you need to tell us that story.


At the risk of boring those who would rather swap eggplant recipes, I'll indulge your request...i wasn't always the model of sobriety and clean living you see before you today...At one time I drank...A lot...To excess even...

About 35 or so years ago while driving from my home in Tyler to see my late brother in Grand Prairie, i was stopped by a constable's deputy who had reason to believe I was operating my vehicle in a state of inebriation...It probably had to do with my driving at 15 mph in the ditch alongside an interstate highway...

 I never give law enforcement any problem at any time because I know they always have the last word...He reciprocated by having a state trooper drive my car to the jail instead of having it impounded...Since he was headquartered in the very rural town of Forney, their jail was simply a padlocked iron cage in the constable's office with a cot in it...He didn't search me but did take my cigarettes and lighter and put them in a filing cabinet...He told me he couldn't take a chance on me causing any fires...

After he turned off the lights and locked up, I took my keyring out of my pocket and sure enough I had a key that would open the old Masterlock they had on the cage door...I opened the door, got my cigarettes and lighter out of the drawer, locked myself back into the cage and after a couple of smokes I went to sleep...

Next morning, in walks the same deputy, saying that the judge would buy me breakfast before he sentenced me (no trial)...He said, "Here, let me get your smokes and lighter for you" and I replied, "Thanks, I've already gottem"...He stopped in mid-stride and I knew exactly what he was thinking but there was absolutely nothing he could say...

He walked me to the cafe where the JP had already ordered my coffee, eggs and toast and told the judge that I was a good old boy and didn't give him any trouble at all...After breakfast, the JP asked if I wanted to get a lawyer and stand trial or pay an $80.00 fine...I told him I'd pay the $80.00, reached in my pocket, put it on the table and he said, "Case dismissed"...He put the money in his pocket and told me the keys were left in my car and I was free to go...

I guess I could have just got in my car and left the night before but, as I said, I always cooperate with the law...super...Ben



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Thats a very cool story - you rock dude

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Wow.. that is hardcore. I'm impressed with your finesse ;)

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Ben is truly the best of us!

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ddvmor wrote:

Ben is truly the best of us! nod.gif


That quote should be a permanent sticky...clap...Ben

 



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How about a page header? Will that do?

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ddvmor wrote:

How about a page header? Will that do?


I can accept that...clap...Ben

 



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