The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, Activeboard have just added a customisable bit on the profanity filter which lets me add bad words and also customise what appears in their place. Surprisingly, there are only about 6 words in the default lits. So I've had a fiddle. Try it.
Now the question is... what words should I add to the filter. Probably none. It only has a handful of really nasty ones at the moment... although I think I'll remove 'n i g g e r' from the list on the basis that it's kinda pointless and messes up the word 's n i g g e r'.
I'm reaching for the telphone right now to phone your wife, and our mum. And when your daughter is old enough I will tell her too. That is a total of 4 shocked, disappointed and angry close female relatives wagging fingers at you.
Tsk tsk, potty mouth.
You might be banned from THE GAME.
Send chocolate if you wish to be saved from this fate...
THE GAME is the game we play til our eyeballs bleed. THE GAME is the place we go to fight evil and run around in tights. THE GAME is where we ditch our cumbersome real life selves and indulge in fun fun fun.
Be havin' t' work me self up t' this level o' cursin' LOOK AWAY IF EASILY OFFENDED ye excrement eatin' proginy o' a fatherless lass who walks th' streets late at night solicitin' fer business hee hee
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