The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aye them snaks look particularly good ye cant beat a bit o' sea dogs booty o' a morning, but all this cheese be nothin' compared t' th' wonder that be spam, cheese an' spam mmmmm chips an' spam mmmmmm mmmmmm spam spam an' spam wi' a side order o' spam :) Ya bilge rat whut deserves the black spot!
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
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Spam, spam, spam, spam.
mmmm cheez-its 
