The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Copper "My cats don't dribble yet..when will they start?? I might swap them for Santa's evil cat when they do..."
Some cats never dribble, and some cats are dribble machines. I had a cat that every time you touched her she'd start drooling all over the place. It was cute the first couple of times "Look she's so happy she's drooling" but it made you not want to pet her too much cuz after the drool came the head butt - with the drooly face all over your face..
I don't have cats, I have kids - just as entertaining: one now has a chipped front tooth because he stood crouched down over his sister's head just as she decided to leap up into the air to do a spot of gym practice.
quote: Originally posted by: Copper "Oh, that IS an old photo. Bit tubbier now isn't he? Or is it just fluff? "
his fluff disguises his weight problem very effectively - its an approach I have been considering recently.
You're right though, it is an old photo - scanned and digitised the first time he stayed away for 24 hours, when we thought he'd got lost somewhere. We had all the 'lost' posters printed (thanks, work) and were just about to start putting them up when he strolled round the corner whinging for food.
Since then we have become a lot less naive when it comes to cats.
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Indeed and I propose we ban the talking about the children as they are pointless cash guzzling machines... Just my view not the view of the board or any of its members... "
