The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When you dont have the internet at home you start to get withdrawl symptoms! I spent all of this weekend in one of three places 1) the house i moved from 2) the house i have just moved into 3) The pub (the fact that i was in more than one is immaterial - its the fact the far too much alkyhol was consumed and now im rather hungover and just wanna go back to bed ) And now im only about halfway moved - my bed is made and ive some clothes in the wardrobe but everything else needs to be unpacked and found a home in the room and blah blah blah yackety smackety But sure it will be an adventure anyway - new people, new places, and the house is crackin' - woke up this morning and the house was warm (sorry Double D and Vic - i feel your pain, i really do cuz a while back the boiler in the last house packed in and it was FREEZING, i was looking for a cold smiley and noticed there wasnt one as well), there is a dishwasher, its right beside the Botanical (we all know what that means now dont we Darren?) gardens and there is a Gym within crawling distance so i really dont have any excuse not to go apart from the obvious i cant be ar5ed and as well as all that its closer to both my jobs. Im just so happy - yay me!
Your banging head tells you things are bad, but it was only on the 10th Feb that you announced to the World (well us lot) that your life had ended and you had to move back home.
A mere 20 days later life is once more officially great!
There's a moral here somewhere, if I can just root it out...
OK, randomly flicking through what I missed whilst net-less & felt I had to point out that I have the monopoly on homelssness here! Exactly 5 months I'll have you know, during which time I managed to live at 5 different addresses (one twice!), not including any stay of 2 nights or less. Tell you what though, I do quite miss the complete lack of responsibilty, no house, no bills, trained staff for the dog, lots of people feeling sorry for me & inviting me to stay for weekends!
Actually, he has previously told me that he sees me as my pink pirhana UA avatar, which makes it somewhat disturbing that he wants to put me in a box & take me for walks.
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and as well as all that its closer to both my jobs. Im just so happy - yay me! 
