The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Its finally a beautiful day in the Big Apple, so I decided to open my windows. Unfortunately there is a playground/sitting area right underneath my window (well.. as right under as 15 floors will get you) and someone down there is shrieking like their being flogged. (For the record I checked - there is no flogging posted for today).
I'm trying to talk to realtors and there's this shrieking human down there. Would it be terrible to toss an anvil or something equally as heavy out at them?
Hm.. when i was wee i once kicked a 2pence coin off the fire of london tower... in london. And the coin made a rather large dent ontop of a car..... oppse. I got so much trouble for that... and so i should really, could have killed someone.. thinking about it o_O
Anyway.. small things leave large marks so i'm sure a cup would be effective.. with good aim of corse ;)
True.. they say if you drop a penny off the top of the empire state building you can kill someone... but I think that's a few more floors than your apartment
We're on the 14th floor in our office building. Actually it's the 15th floor as there is a floor entitled 'Terrace' between the ground and first floors. And the ground and terrace floors are double height. And office ceilings tend to be higher than home ceilings.
So we're jolly high up!
Can't open the windows, thogh - so we can't chuck stuff at people.
My dad used to work on the rail road fixing bridges. A friend of his pissed on another guy's head while on top of the bridge, It was ok, no one liked the guy he pissed on.
quote: Originally posted by: HaloBurn " alternatively you could just wee on their heads"
That could prove difficult.. for well.. anatomical reasons, as well as I'd have to calculate the wind.. or it may never make it down there, and my neighbors will just get a free window washing.. of sorts.
It seems no one is outside today, however I have a reallyclear view of the apartments across the way, and a bunch of people have their drapes wide open and I can see all the way in.
quote: Originally posted by: Aodan "Hmm maybe if I taped them together or something.. I doubt they'd do much damage individually"
You and I must drink out different types of mugs then... I know one of mine would leave on hell of a mark, split your bloody head right open, from 3 stories, never mind 15!
