The Official JDBB Flame War!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

The Official JDBB Flame War!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Frankly screw you - you dont get to tell us what to do! You're not the King - oh wait... hang on my heart isnt in this -

Ask Hengle - he's normally enraged...

Catfish · Killer Of Trees

JonnyStead wrote:

Frankly screw you - you dont get to tell us what to do! You're not the King - oh wait... hang on my heart isnt in this -

Well I'm shocked and saddened that you could talk to our King like that... after all the things he does for us! He goes out of his way to keep the JDBB a lively and stimulating place... surfing the internet to find all the exciting stories so we don't have to, giving us things to talk about to prevent us from being bored... you should be throughly ashamed of yourself young man!

I have a good mind to box your ears! fight

Truckman · Old. But wise!

I don't have a problem with any of you as long as you agree I'm right...And since I believe in equality, you're all equally entitled to my opinion...Ben

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

JonnyStead wrote:

Frankly screw you

Simply untrue. This is the sort of uninformed nonsense that gives the more reputable Bored Boarders a bad name. Everybody knows that a blunt nail is the appropriate hardware for this sort of situation.

Truckman wrote:

I don't have a problem with any of you as long as you agree I'm right...And since I believe in equality, you're all equally entitled to my opinion...Ben

And frankly, I'd expect better of you, Ben. Posting stuff like this as fact without backing it up with any sort of empirical evidence. Shame on you.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Catfish wrote:

JonnyStead wrote:

Frankly screw you - you dont get to tell us what to do! You're not the King - oh wait... hang on my heart isnt in this -
Well I'm shocked and saddened that you could talk to our King like that... after all the things he does for us! He goes out of his way to keep the JDBB a lively and stimulating place... surfing the internet to find all the exciting stories so we don't have to, giving us things to talk about to prevent us from being bored... you should be throughly ashamed of yourself young man!

I have a good mind to box your ears!

Pfff you're just a girl with girl punches "You're not so bad! cut me mick" - in fact I'd go as far as to say "Go on bum fun off - you're all the bloody same! you slitty slatty sluts...!"

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Obviously a Nazi!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Boys, boys, boys, where shall I begin?

Your arguments are inconsequential.

They matter to the power of nil.

You've obviously never given birth.

If you had, there'd be nothing you'd ever complain about again.

End of.

Aodan · Teiam Member

I'm on Susan's team.

Truckman · Old. But wise!

Aodan wrote:

I'm on Susan's team.

I volunteer for batting practice on that team... insanity ...Ben

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Susan wrote:

You've obviously never given birth.

If you had, there'd be nothing you'd ever complain about again.

End of.

Well this is clearly the dumbest thing you've ever come out with. it's patently obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense that dropping a sprog is a breeze. After all, you lot choose to do it again and again. You don't see me spending my life hoping that I'll stub my toe a couple of times or plan to have a paper cut now and again. Having a baby is logically less painful and traumatic than both of those things and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and clearly an idiot.

Pff.

Aodan wrote:

I'm on Susan's team.

Obviously a Nazi!

Truckman wrote:

Aodan wrote:

I'm on Susan's team.

I volunteer for batting practice on that team......Ben

What are you saying? That you bat for the other side?

Truckman · Old. But wise!

ddvmor wrote:
What are you saying? That you bat for the other side?

I'm an enabler... wary

...Ben

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Truckman wrote:

ddvmor wrote:
What are you saying? That you bat for the other side?

I'm an enabler......Ben

Thats illegal in the EU you old crone!

I'm with Darren - having children is easy - nothing more than

A bit of rumpy pumpy
Several months off work to 'Gestate' (yeah like thats a conscious activity)
Bit of squeeze (you've got gas and air for crying out loud)
Straight on to ebay so the Arabs can buy it - they wont find out for years that they dont stay blonde...

You women pffff - everything is such a drama - if childbirth was down to men, we'd have it sorted in time to go back to work by the monday to continue to be the MAIN wage earner to keep you in shiny things...

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

Keep us in shiny thing?

KEEP US IN SHINY THINGS?

KEEP US IN SHINY THINGS?

Ha! I've never been given anything shiny that stays shiny for longer than 5 minutes.

Truckman · Old. But wise!

Susan wrote:

Ha! I've never been given anything shiny that stays shiny for longer than 5 minutes.

You've been looking in the wrong markets all this time...

...Ben

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Susan wrote:

Ha! I've never been given anything shiny that stays shiny for longer than 5 minutes.

Thats because you women pick and rub away at everything thinking you'll find something better underneath - always rubbing and picking and trying to get inside things and underneath things then you ruin it and start crying and need a girlie mag to help you all feel better ! HA! I TELL YOU! HA! you're all the bloody same...

Truckman · Old. But wise!

You're holding back again, Jon, let it out and you'll feel better...Ben

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

JonnyStead wrote:

need a girlie mag to help you all feel better !

This means something completely different out of context. Something with which I can heartily ag... er disapprove of! wary

So we're agreed then. Women and foreigners are both rubbish!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Every problem in the world can be traced back to foreigners - particularly the Welsh!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

JonnyStead wrote:

Susan wrote:

Ha! I've never been given anything shiny that stays shiny for longer than 5 minutes.

Thats because you women rub away at everything thinking you'll find something better underneath - always rubbing

When we're only given two inches to play with, what do you expect us to do?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I hope you're not implying that Stead is not an enormous c*ck!

Truckman · Old. But wise!

Susan wrote:
When we're only given two inches to play with, what do you expect us to do?

I think I'm beginning to understand why so many British women are generally unhappy...Tell me my dear, have you ever visited Texas?... supe

...Ben

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

JonnyStead wrote:

Every problem in the world can be traced back to foreigners - particularly the Welsh!

I have to say that I'm very diappointed in Hengle's lack of participation in this thread. As a result, I am forced to quote from his latest post on a different and entirely unrelated thread in order to call him out and point out the error of his ways!

Henglegert Rinkerdink wrote:

I voted "Yes it will" though because you added the power of greyskull and as we all know that makes everything work.

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard someone other than Stead or myself say! It's not the power of Grayskull that does it - it's the sappy moral at the end of the episode. Good hair helps, too!

Aodan · Teiam Member

ummm no. Everyone knows its the fur bikini shorts.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I think you'll find that my opinion is better and more accurate than yours because I once spoke to a guy in the pub who knew a man with a dog that was once owned by the chief animator of Masters of the Universe.

Furthermore any opinions that differ from mine are clearly incorrect and probably influenced by Nazis.