The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
JonnyStead wrote: Is she really going to want pictures of you as present?
It's not like she hasn't seen him before......Ben
Now look, she's only going to get older and at some point, if it hasn't happened already, senility is going to set in. It's important that she has something around to make sure she remembers which of her sons deserves the lions share of her vast fortune!
Hmm... maybe I should get a mug made too! And a 6 foot canvas print. And some tea towels. And a t-shirt...
I was in it for two whole seasons as a table football set! I was nominated for, but did not win an Emmy for my portrayal, although in my own opinion, my acting was rather wooden.