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Proud House-Owner




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Date: Feb 27, 2004
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After someone in my office posted a particularly nasty (albeit, funny) letter in the lunchroom yesterday about how the owners of the company are "oppressors" and such, this joke raced around my office. Enjoy!
 
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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I am the Jammie King!




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Date: Feb 27, 2004

He he he he he

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Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Nice one Animal.  Respect.

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Baaaaa.
No, really - Just Baaaaa.


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Date: Feb 28, 2004



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Argh Snake.
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