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ddvmor


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A paralysed man in the US has become the first person to benefit from a brain chip that reads his mind.


Cooooool...



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could someone invent a device that works the other way around?


Being able to control a man's brain would be so handy.... all men should have a mute button at lest!



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and a wash button. 


feel bad now, that was sexist.  sorry chaps.   



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You don't need technology to control a man.  Trust me on this, I'm an expert.  All you need is the promise of food and/or sex.

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Can you make them wash by giving them food?  Might make them muckier...




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No.  But you can make them wash with the promise of food...

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A bit like giving them the warm tissue thingy that you get in curry restaurants before the chicken tikka masala?  

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er...  yeeesssss.


No.  i don't think so.  Let me act it out for you:


Darren comes into the room stinking of BO.


Copper says: "Darren, you stink.  I will NOT make you a curry if you don't wash."


Darren thinks... 'Mmmmmmmmmmm Curry.  Better wash.'


Note how the curry was not actually offeerd here.  Copper was clearly far too cunning for the JDK, who is now going to have his first bath of the year and MAY NOT get his curry.


Another example:


Darren comes into the room stinking of BO.


All of the Bored Board girls are standing there in slinky bikinis...


 


 


Sorry... I took it too far.  Now I HAVE to have a cold shower.



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Derailment factor: present.


Off to take a cold shower then, mates!



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It was very cold.  I needed ice...

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thighs, breasts & slinky bikinis


My, my Darren, you have got something on your mind haven't you!



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Curry?

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