The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sadly, I must announce that after more than a year of tedium reduction, the Jammie Dodger Bored Board must finally close it's doors.
There are a number of reasons - the most important of which is the fact that the IT people in my company finally calculated that I spent far more time online than doing any work. I've had my pay docked and my internet access revoked. If I ever so much as look at an internet forum again, I'll be sacked.
The second is that the sheer cost of running the JDBB had become far too much for me... we topped 100k views last month... I have to pay for anything over 10k and, quite frankly cannot afford it.
So, my friends it is with great regret that I must inform you that when the subscription runs out at the end of the month, you will no longer have this amusing diversion...
(P.S. It's April the First today... Had ya fooled for a whole second there. I saw that brief flicker of panic in your eyes... hehehehehe
no... honestly... it was a joke. We're not really closing...
Alot of people here need this board to get through the day. I can imagine some of them saw their entire world collapsing and started having a nervous breakdown...
How dare you mess with people's feelings like that! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Having a good laugh with it he... well, I oughta...