The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hahaha, I just confused one of my co-workers... He still doesn't understand the rules of a simple game I told him.
It's the "Who is less competitive" game.
I explained the game, but he doesn't get it...
And I thought it fairly straightforward:
Trying to win the game will make you lose. Trying to lose will make you win, which will make you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose, which makes you win, which makes you lose. So you can't win this game. Right?