I can happly say i've never brought anything from a KFC shop *beams with hippy pride*

Let's not be too hard on the Colonel. KFC is one of the most potent and effective laxatives know to man. Not recommended for road trips.

Mmmmmmm.  Coffee.

You do know that we ran out of coffee in 1943, don't you?  We've been drinking mud ever since.

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"You do know that we ran out of coffee in 1943, don't you?  We've been drinking mud ever since."

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How old are you JDK?

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"Er... Twenty<muffled>. It's a balckadder thing... right before Baldrick give Captain Darling his 'cappucino'."

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"Chocolate sprinkles, Sir?"

Blackadder Goes Forth

Edmund: Baldrick, fix us some coffee, will you? And try to make it taste slightly less like mud this time.

Baldrick: Not easy, I'm afraid, Captain.

Edmund: Why is this?

Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee thirteen months ago.

Edmund: So every time I've drunk your coffee since, I have in fact been drinking hot mud...

Baldrick: With sugar.

Edmund: Which of course makes all the difference.

Baldrick: Well, it would do if we had any sugar, but, unfortunately, we ran out New Year's Eve 1915, since when I've been using sugar substitute.

Edmund: Which is...?

Baldrick: Dandruff.

Edmund: Brilliant.

Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time -- well, saliva...

Edmund: No, no, thank you, Baldrick. Call me Mr Picky, but I think I'll cancel the coffee.

Baldrick: That's probably 'cause you're mad, sir!

Edmund: Well, quite!

 

Much Later...

 

Edmund: Cup of coffee, Darling?

Darling: Oh, thank you.

Edmund: Baldrick, do the honours.

Baldrick: (comes from kitchen) Sir. (to Darling) Sugar, sir?

Darling: Three lumps.

Edmund: Think you can manage three *lumps*, Baldrick?

Baldrick: I'll rummage around, see what I can find, sir. (turns back to kitchen)

Darling: Make it a milky one.

Baldrick: Coming up, sir. 

(outside; while Melchett and George speak, Baldrick can be heard hawking up a great deal of `milk')

Melchett: Well, George, you must have been delighted to hear the news of the Big Push.

George: Absolutely, sir -- our chance to show the Hun that it takes more than a pointy hat and bad breath to defeat the armies of King George!

Melchett: That's the spirit! 

(inside, Baldrick spits, then returns with the mug)

Baldrick: Here you are, sir.

Darling: (looks in the mug) Ah, cappucino! Have you got any of that brown stuff you sprinkle on the top?

Baldrick: Well, I'm sure I could m--

Edmund: No, no!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 06:37, 2005-04-05