The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just a mention... Eddie Izzard has announced that he's touring the UK with his 'Stripped' show (the one I saw in London in November). Tickets go on sale tomorrow, although if you're a subscriber for his website, you can get em today!
