The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yes, Im bored - its not that i dont have anything to be getting on with, and its not as if things arent great with the boss being off til wednesday but Im still bored - no sleep last nite, and until i get some stuff from some of the consultants i cant really go any further with what i am supposed to be doing, and the other stuff that i can be doing is monotonous in the extreme and the websites that i can goto are limited by the firewall, not our one but a bigger nastier NHS jobbie I just wanna go home, check homestarrunner, make dinner and crash into bed - no wait, gotta go for a run instead - do me the world of good (just hope this post doesnt get me !)
be careful what you wish for, it may just come up and bite you on the ass! I got a fone call, just as i was getting ready to leave - sql server fecked up and ive only got home now
hour and a half left to go... i can do it! (i think i can i think i can i think i can.... )
speaking of being at work... does anyone else get really annoyed when you have a copymachine/printer/etc that holds 3 reams of paper, yet everyone who uses the printer loads only half a ream at a time so you have to change it every 2 minutes?! *whew* sorry... just had to get that off my chest...
Anything else you'd like to get off your chest? Hurrr hurr....
I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll ban myself from the board.
I'm with you on the paper thing, though. Our printer has a high capacity tray that holds about 6 reams of paper and there's never more than one in it. That and the headed paper keep mysteriously moving from tray 3 to tray 1 and then eventually vanishes altogether having been replaced by that transparent acetate stuff. Basserds.
<mutters> it's like a bloody muppet convention in here! </mutters>
Nothing wrong with muppets, unless you're acting like one of course. And Elmo never appeared on The Muppet Show. He was exclusively Sesame Street. "On my way, everything's A-OK..." "One two three FOUR FIVE six seven eight nine ten, eleven twelve, do do do do do do-do do do do do do-do-do do do"
Hijacking my own thread here, but hey: while I was typing this I recevied TWO separate warnings that I was being attacked by a Trojan Horse! Heyalp, Heyalp!
- its not that i dont have anything to be getting on with, and its not as if things arent great with the boss being off til wednesday but Im still bored - no sleep last nite, and until i get some stuff from some of the consultants i cant really go any further with what i am supposed to be doing, and the other stuff that i can be doing is monotonous in the extreme and the websites that i can goto are limited by the firewall, not our one but a bigger nastier NHS jobbie 
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2 minutes?! *whew* sorry... just had to get that off my chest... 
