The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
And I wondered what all your nicknames were - I've been known as Stead Steady Steaders Rock Steady Eddie JJ and some pretty unpleasant ones! - how about you
This was one of the comments posted by a reader of the article - I wanted to save it...
Nicknames start off at school as being just another way for children to be cruel to other children, but as they get older the names adapt and become a part of who they are. At school I was always called Daz, even by teachers, but now often get called Big Nose. At school it was an insult but now it is something that differentiates me from other Darrens or Dazs. Darren "Big Nose" Walker, Leeds
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
At school I was called various forms of Kazza, Kazzie, Kaz etc. At college I was often called Kinky Karen or just Kinky, due to a song called Kinky Boots coming out when people were just getting to know me... and long boots were my favourite item of clothing. I have one or two friends that still sometimes call me that. Early on at work I was Special K, Ka or KV. I'm now Kazzula, Kaz or Kazza mainly...
A little I suppose.. however, she just calls me that because for a few months when I was 15, I decided I wanted to be called Quinn instead of Jacqueline in school so I told all of my teachers that's what my name was, and they would call the house to talk to my mother about her daughter "Quinn" and she had no idea who they were talking about.
JonnyStead wrote:Come on Ben - what about you mate?
I've been called a lot of names most of which are unprintable even here...I've been searching my memory since this thread started and I honestly don't remember any nicknames...People that know me just use my name...Makes me pretty dull and boring, huh...Ben
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Aodan wrote:I told all of my teachers that's what my name was, and they would call the house to talk to my mother about her daughter "Quinn" and she had no idea who they were talking about.
That's what you get for doing things to make them call your Mom, you little troublemaker......Ben
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Aodan wrote:I told all of my teachers that's what my name was, and they would call the house to talk to my mother about her daughter "Quinn" and she had no idea who they were talking about.
That's what you get for doing things to make them call your Mom, you little troublemaker......Ben
I think Quinny should tell us about 3 things that caused her teachers to phone home.