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Porn Movie Industry To Ask US Government For $5 Billion Bailout

So with big banks and auto makers asking the government for free money, it seems another industry, hurt by the bad economy, is asking for some assistance too. The porn movie industry is going to ask for a $5 billion bailout.
CNN gives us this:

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry’s survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people.”


No I obviously know that Larry Flynt is just being a bit facetious here. The porn industry is probably the one recession proof business in the galaxy… but I’m sure even that business is being hit too. I guess we all need banks. We all need cars. We all need porn. :P

Heh heh heh...

er... I mean... Porn is disgusting and we should not find humour in it! Yuk!



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I hardly feel that this is an uplifting topic for an up and coming forum such as this...I stiffly object...wink...Ben

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Sorry, Ben. I was just trying to keep abreast of the latest news.

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disbelief

boo.

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Aodan wrote:

disbelief

boo.


You missed the b off the end of that comment wink



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What is pron anyway?

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Catfish wrote:

What is pron anyway?


I'm sure the JDK will be delighted to demonstrate for you...jdkgoof...Ben



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Truckman wrote:

Catfish wrote:

What is pron anyway?


I'm sure the JDK will be delighted to demonstrate for you...jdkgoof...Ben


First impressions are most important Ben - you should probably handle it.



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JonnyStead wrote:
you should probably handle it.
That's what got me in trouble when I was a kid...hump.gif...Ben




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Ben can only read the top two lines on the eyesight test.


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There's two?...

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At least.

I'm told that there are four or more. I myself can't see past the third line due to years of... um... handling...

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