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Susan


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The BBC are hosting a lunchtime limerick 'competition'.  Shall we have a jammie version?  Anyone up for it?


I'll give you the first line (I'm so generous)


"There once was a biscuit with jam"


Go on, be creative...



-- Edited by Susan at 17:34, 2005-03-16

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bonniepirateanne


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there once was a biscuit with jam
but i couldnt really give a d***
see it didnt have a heart
it tasted real tart
see, i'm a jammie dodger fan


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bonniepirateanne


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oh woe that was bad

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Susan


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Not bad at all. 


Did I mention that the winner is chosen by the person submitting the first line for that day's limerick and that the winner makes up the next first line?


Looks like you're in with a chance KT.



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ddvmor


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There once was a biscuit with jam
Wot was bein' eaten by pam
Whilst riding a goat
It got stuck in her throat
And she made an noise like a lamb


er...


...a bit surreal, I know...



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  Any way of linking Jammie Dodgers with goats must be worth bonus points!

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There once was a biscuit with jam
That was put in a sandwich with ham
It tasted so odd
I called the vice squad
And locked it away in the slam...



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Susan


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Exactly where it belongs.  Nice.

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JonnyStead


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There once was a buscuit with Jam


That attracted so many fans


Thay they set up a board


and used it of course!


Though sometimes without any plan.


 


Ta da!



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Nice...


I might feature that one at the top of the page...



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Susan


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OK.  End of lunchtime.  The winner is...


 


 


 


 


Stead!  clap  Why?  Cos it's all about us. 


Over to you Big Boy.  The choice of a new first line is yours.



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ddvmor


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*grumble* even though mine was the best *grumble grumble*

-- Edited by ddvmor at 16:07, 2005-03-17

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No hard feelings, eh?


  I can't be seen to favour you ALL the time D.



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Positioning mine at the top of the board would indeed be cool and bring meaning to my life but the Zebra is cool - for now!!!!! mmmwwwwwaaahhhhhaaaahhhaaaa!


Um OK -


New first line


"There once was a young man called Enis"


Or for the bashfull among you -


"There once was a young girl from Bristol"



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Susan


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Ahem...


There once was a young man called Enis
Who sported a small shrivelled penis
He got to third base
With a minger from Yate
But what he saw made him all squeemish. 



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ddvmor


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Tut tut.  You couldn't help but go for the basees, most obvious rhyme, eh?


The was a young man named Enis
Who fancied a dental hygenist
He jumped off the roof
So he could break his tooth
But landed on a machinist



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Susan


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What's wrong with obvious?  Someone has to speak up for those who are afraid to.

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