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sam_carter


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hello (oh my god i'm awake)
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awkward introductory post!


actually i came via UA, and was looking for a better method of passing the time than getting on with my work and solving a problem ... i do work in the NHS, in a special hospital - so that's fun. Never a dull moment around here.


you don't really want to know what i do in said special hospital do you? other than wasting tax payers' money, obviously ...


now back to sleep.



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ddvmor


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So have you only just woken up, or only just got to work?  If it's the former, I will be applying for another of my Jealousy Days.  If it's the latter, you have my sympathies.  I too have to start work at what I consider an unreasonable time - i.e. any time before lunch.


 


Mmmmmm... lunch...



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sam_carter


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i'm at work ... i start at 8am.


well, i get here at 8am. i usually start work sometime around 4.30, half an hour before going home. working at any time before tea time is just too much. of course, i stop at 5pm.



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ddvmor


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That's an excellent work ethic.  Although that half an hour at the end... I think you work too hard.  Make it 15 minutes.  With many breaks.

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you could be right there. there's about five minutes brew-up time in there at least, plus the last fifteen minutes is "winding down time" during which i have to move books and paper around on my desk, check my email about eighty times and move all the things from my intray to my outtray. Plus my watch is fast. i work by the system time (the correct time), but go home when my watch says it's 5pm. after many years in academia, i have the "work avoidance strategy" down to a fine art.

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wow... i'm impressed. please teach me such skills!


am i the only one that acaully works.. at work?


damn slave drivers.



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ddvmor


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You might wanna try proscratination.  They say that it is the thief of time, although I'm unclear as to exactly who 'They' are.  I tried asking The Man In The Street, who referred me to Joe Public who, quite frankly, was useless.

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procrastination is such a wonderful thing. i would have a PhD in it, but i could never get around to completing the thesis...

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Cool.  I used to be apathetic, too... but now I can't be bothered.

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bonniepirateanne


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*groooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan*

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JonnyStead


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Is it me or is getting hardwork round here?


I salute you all with your tardiness and lack of commitment to employment. It is this attitude that one us the war and had previously enabled us to become some kind of world dominating Empire -


In fact if everyone else hadnt cottoned on we still would be - then we'd show the Russians! yes then we'd show 'em! bloody russian commie thingiemebobbs - with their funny hats.



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sam_carter


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but what would we show them?

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ddvmor


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I'm thinking.... my hairy left knee.

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bonniepirateanne


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quote:
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"I'm thinking.... my hairy left knee."


what's your right one like?

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ddvmor


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Similarly hairy as it happens, thank you for asking.

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bonniepirateanne


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"Similarly hairy as it happens, thank you for asking."


you're welcome,
is there anything else you'd like me to ask?

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NateO


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quote:
Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne
" you're welcome, is there anything else you'd like me to ask?"



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ddvmor


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Well, my elbows and belly button are feeling alittle neglected just now...



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have you ever been introduced to the fun world of waxing JDK? its -so- much fun

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ddvmor


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Hmmm.  My elbows aren't so hairy.  i'm not sure waxing is for me.

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oh? and i heard it was really manly now?


david beckem probally does or something... :P


let alittle pain into your life! you'll wish you never had



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ddvmor


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Hmmm.  The old 'sack, crack and back', eh?  I'm not sure you'll be able to persuade me that it's a good idea.  You might be able to talk our Nate into it though.  Particularly on a Friday night.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 10:12, 2005-03-18

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hm.. well it is friday... Oi! Nate, what do you say? XD


we need bribes....



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Negative Ghost-Rider, that pattern is full.


Contrary to popular belief, pain <> gain necessarily.



-- Edited by NateO at 18:27, 2005-03-18

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Andromeda


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apparently its not late enough find him around 2am

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Susan


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Now there's a plan...

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NateO


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Quite right I'm afraid.

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ddvmor


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Nyuk nyuk nyuk.  Wouldn't wanna be you in the morning Nate, Mate.

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