The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hah. It is indeed good news that you are no longer required to pay for a free service.
There are of course many grades of 'free' starting from plain old 'free' and going up through such grey areas as 'quite free', 'pretty free', 'very free' and, indeed 'totally free'. Then there are such side issues as gratuities and complimentaries.
Problem is though that there is no such thing as 'free'. You'll be paying for it somehow! And I susepct that it'll be in some way through your nose.