The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
If you did the zebra one first - as I did - I think there's a title line that I failed to type. So it assumes from there on that you're typing gibberish. Try the next passage.
Hmm, 60 WPM with 93% accuracy ... or 56 WPM with 100% accuracy ... not too bad I suppose, but then I do spend all day, every fucking day, typing ... I suppose in reality I should be faster and probably am when not copying text :)
Or spelling correctly
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This is on the lower end (i closed my better test without saving) But most of my scores look roughly like this. This one the accuracy went to crap because I missed a bunch of commas