The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Personally I like the "Beware" stuff from Nate (Me ol' mate) because it highlights the issues of the day that I need be wary of - which is important...
"OK - good safety tip Egon"
But beware JDK generally -
By the way I showed the Bunny thing at work and got told off - (By my PA so it wasnt too bad!) but they said it was sick! - couldnt spot irony if it was there in front of em... damn blasted...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson