The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...Happy Thanksgiving, all you American people! A bit late, I know. It doesn't get much publicity over here and I've been avoiding the interweb for the past few days on account of a certain spoiler (and still am...), so I forgot.
Wednesday Addams: Wait! Amanda: What? Wednesday: We cannot break bread with you. Amanda: Huh? Becky, what's going on? Becky: [whispered] Wednesday! Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller." Amanda: Gary, she's changing the words. Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
