The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Today, I received my first Christmas card of the year. It was from one of our suppliers. It may well be the single crappiest christmas card I have ever seen! It is attached below for your perusal.
On a similar note, our organisation have chosen to eschew traditional paper cards this year and have elected to send a dodgy pdf message that looks suspiciously like spam. It also has a link to a reindeer themed curling game on it which is... rubbish.
A few years ago lecky Christmas cards kinda made sense from on Eco point of view - but now we've got recycling under way (yes - even I recycle cardboard - not because I believe in Man-made Global Warming - but because it makes sense not to waste trees) my view is, if you dont care enough to send a decent (read: one that stands up) card to someone, you shouldn't bother sending one at all -
The phone card above? ew - just ew
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
My dad's cousin is a photographer & tends to do a good line in bad Christmas cards that probably rival this (which is undoubtably hideous). Hmmm, is that photo credited to anyone? Maybe it's his!
My dad's cousin is a photographer & tends to do a good line in bad Christmas cards that probably rival this (which is undoubtably hideous). Hmmm, is that photo credited to anyone? Maybe it's his!
...Ben
