The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In the fraternity of lorry drivers, there must be some cargoes that are considered cool or respectable and some that are considered deeply shameful.
For example, I'd imagine that it's quite cool to transport beer. On the other hand, the guy that delivers and takes away the 'feminine hygiene' bins at work is probably not one of the cool kids.
What cargoes do you think fall into each category? Here are a few to start you off:
Beer Cheese Soft Drinks Petrol iPods Fruit & veg Medicines Condoms Camping supplies Jammie Dodgers Bicycles Car parts Toys Nappies 8-Track tape players
