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ddvmor


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So Catfish and I returned home at about 9pm last night after an unsuccessful shopping trip to find a horrific smell permeating the house. It was one of those smell that was so bad, we just couldn't tell where it was coming from. It was EVERYWHERE!

Eventually, after about half an hour of searching in all the nooks and crannies, we dicovered that the kitten had done a lovely runny poo all over the cabling behind the telly.

Lovely.

Those of you that have pets will almost certainly have similar horror stories! Please share.

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JonnyStead


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I had a cat briefly - he peed by the front door, alot - it took months for the smell to go (thanks to Febreeze, which I didnt realise actually digests the bacteria that causes odours - which is how it works - clever eh?)

Bad luck with the poo thing dude...

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My puppies behave themselves...But sometimes I lose control and they're not pleased about it...Ben

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I remember trying to sneak back into the house early one morning to be faced with my son running towards me with sick spewing from between his fingers as he tried to hold back the flow!

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Was he trying to sneak back in, too?

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Susan wrote:

I remember trying to sneak back into the house early one morning to be faced with my son running towards me with sick spewing from between his fingers as he tried to hold back the flow!




If he doesnt learn how to swallow it back and keep drinking, he'll never be a man! :)

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JonnyStead wrote:
If he doesnt learn how to swallow it back and keep drinking, he'll never be a man! :)
I think I'm going to be sick...



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JonnyStead wrote:
If he doesnt learn how to swallow it back and keep drinking, he'll never be a man! :)
The kid was obviously never stationed in West Germany in the sixties...weirdface...Ben



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Truckman wrote:

JonnyStead wrote:
If he doesnt learn how to swallow it back and keep drinking, he'll never be a man! :)
The kid was obviously never stationed in West Germany in the sixties...weirdface...Ben


Or in a cheesy Glam Rock band in the '80's ! :)



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