The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The object/person/event/concept (hereafter referred to as the 'Thing') about which you must make an informed, uninformed or otherwise formed estimation relates, in essence, to a single or multiple unspecified entity (i.e. 'Stuff') which can generally be located within the sphere of influence of the overall present location of the specific planetary body upon which we are currently associated with and resident upon.
does this 'thing', which in its own realm relates to the 'stuff', to which you so eloquently refer have such a placement in society that it thus finds itself unfamiliar with common man (hereonin 'darren') due to a somewhat futile attempt to withhold the shred of decency and credibility (which in reality it is hitherto lacking) and in due course will it's divulgance afford it some respect or indeed increase its vile nature?
Its that highly developed lawyerspeak that KT has got going on - its purpose is to confuse as many people as possible while attempting to make them feel that if only they could understand it then everything - life, liberty and fruit of the loom - would become clearer, but since we cant understand it isnt it lucky that we have all these nice lawyer peoples around to understand it for us - they deserve every penny.
BTW my eldest brother is a lawyer - im allowed to take the pi*s