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ddvmor


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Why I hate country music
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Actually, why a poster called 'Goblin Girl' on my brother's website hates country music. But it was a funny post and I thought I'd share it with y'all! (See how I went all drawly and 'country' at the end of that sentence?)

Why I hate country music

Don't cheat on your girlfriend in the first place, and then you won't have to write a whiny song begging her to take you back.

Don't drive drunk and wreck your car, and then you won't have to write a whiny song about why you're in jail.

Don't sleep off your bender instead of going to work, and then you won't have to write a whiny song about how you're unemployed and have to look at the sad, hungry faces of your children.

Man up, be a decent human being, and stop f*cking whining. Then we won't have to listen to your god damned "musical" laments.Heh...

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Agreed ;)

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Well, I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old trainDavid Allan Coe

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week...Ben

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ddvmor


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[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LEo8poVlQrM]

Ugh...



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I just wasted 16 seconds of my life watching that!

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ddvmor


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I hope it wasn't an important 16 seconds.

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uh huh... my ears are bleeding

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One of my personal favorites...idea...Ben

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You like Clay Aiken??? Ben... I thought I knew you!

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Aodan wrote:

You like Clay Aiken??? Ben... I thought I knew you!


I don't even know who Clay Aiken is...That's Roy Clark singing and it's the only copy I could find by him...Ben



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Henglegert Rinkerdink


Sorry... I must have the wrong street.

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That's why I hate "country and western" ... this is why I f***in' love country ...

[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gunUUHaPvO4]

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Oh and this
[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ_FbK9lGjk&feature=related]

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Oh and this ...

[youtube=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k6_d0lcH424]

Country is f***ing awesome ya bloody idiots :)

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Aodan


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Daler Mehndi!!! I looooooooooooooove that guy lol He looks like my friend Rosh

But his dancing is better to his own music ;)

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