The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Aw, thank you. I had a pretty good haul this year I have to say, including the most beautifully delicate silver watch.
But the very best present of all was having a live band playing for me in my lounge. I could live until I'm ninety, but I don't think I'll ever better that!
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag an Sie Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag an Sie Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag liebe Susan Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag und Dinge wie, dass
Susan wrote:But the very best present of all was having a live band playing for me in my lounge. I could live until I'm ninety, but I don't think I'll ever better that!
One week on. The cards will come down tomorrow.
Please will someone wave a magic wand so I can feel as happy now as I did then?
tis done ... oh shit, I'm not magic ... ah well ... get drunk and put on a 72prm record at 45rpm ... it'll be close enough if you kick the record player every 53 seconds to skip verses :)
-- Edited by Henglegert Rinkerdink at 23:38, 2008-11-09
Good point - I think the JDK did a video of it - I havent seen it yet due to other commitments but that should lift your spirits, when you look back without the benefit of Birthday Goggles and see just how bad we really were!
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