The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
In a '78 Dodge B200 on cinder blocks at the impound yard, but they'll remember their special day forever...Did anyone here attend the wedding of the decade?......Ben
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That is such a shockingly bad article! I am not in the least convinced they're the chavy travellers the Mail makes them out to be. I believe that Romany gypsies make a huge thing out of weddings, tend to marry young & that they commonly take girls out of school at a young age & educate them at home (more in homemaking skills than academia admittedly). Oh, & guess what? They choose to live in caravans! Spotting any similarities? So, has the Mail provided us with an expose on trailer park extravagance, or a one dimensional, xenophobic piece of drivel?
It also looks like the mom, in her haste to get dressed, put her bra on the outside of the dress...I suppose no one mentioned it to her for fear of causing embarrassment...I wonder if she'll get together with Britney Spears in the trailer park to swap recipes...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr