The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Here's a novel idea from the council. A cunning ruse to make members of the public spend their hard earned cash on photo messaging, so that the council doesn't have to pay anyone to keep an eye on the state of the streets. And this, apparently is progress - an 'improvement' to the service they already provide. Now when we complain about the state of the streets, they can say - 'well it's all your own fault for not spending 30p on a photo message to us'.
Kinda like the 'improvment' that South Gloucestershire council imposed on me recently - decuce the amount of rubbish in the landfill by collecting my bin every 2 weeks instead of every week. Duh.
(If you want to wind Stead up, ask him about the 'improvements' at the supermarket...)
They now ask you to scan your OWN items in through a moronic interface that screams the price of every transaction for you - this is progress apparantly... progress for the company not to have to pay for a plebe on the tills but rather to get the customer to do it!!!!!
Have we all gone mad?
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I actually like those... then I don't have to deal with the idiot cashiers that scan your entire order in, bag it, then "accidentally" hit the void button and have to start from scratch while a line of 20 people are eyeing me as if *I* did it.
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda " I actually like those... then I don't have to deal with the idiot cashiers that scan your entire order in, bag it, then "accidentally" hit the void button and have to start from scratch while a line of 20 people are eyeing me as if *I* did it."
I see where you are coming from, I just dont think the technology is up to much here yet but also I think that if we are going to do it for them, we should get 10% off. Staff are there biggest cost so if they are saving I think we should too.
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quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "At least it doesn't shout out the name of the product as well as the price: "ONE PACKET OF TAMPONS £4.58 ONE TUB OF PREPARATION H £2.49 ONE 4-PACK OF NASTY OWN-BRAND LAGER 99p (YOU CHEAP B*STARD)"-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:03, 2005-02-15"
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "I see where you are coming from, I just dont think the technology is up to much here yet but also I think that if we are going to do it for them, we should get 10% off. Staff are there biggest cost so if they are saving I think we should too. "
True true. And then I want another 10% off for the creepy security guard staring over my shoulder to make sure I really scanned everything in the basket
NBA player Michael Olowokandi was arrested early Thursday at an Indianapolis nightclub after a dispute with police, during which the Minnesota Timberwolves center was hit twice with an electronic stun gun, police said.
The bar's manager flagged down police officers when Olowokandi refused to leave after the establishment's 3 a.m. closing time, said Sgt. Steve Staletovich, an Indianapolis Police Department spokesman.
Staletovich said an officer used a Taser on Olowokandi when he tried to walk away from police. The first shot appeared to have no effect, but a second allowed police to subdue the player, he said.