The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You folks get kinda serious about traffic don't you?...I didn't know a Vauxhall made enough power to get out of its own way much less spin the wheels......Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Rage over her weight probably... you see? fatness kills.
oh and
"I think it is more likely than not that she failed to understand the peril she was in and the consequences of her actions... and there was a sandwich on the dashboard. She was probably loathed to leave it" Said Judge Pickells of Ashy-bottom, Kent.
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 17:08, 2008-09-25
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson