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Truckman


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...that you folks won't mind an intruder like me once in a while...Ben

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bonniepirateanne


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hello ben!
we thrive on intruders.. welcome to the bored

(ps, we'll probably tease you a bit mind you)

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Truckman


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Merciful Heavens!...I've fallen in with a band of teasers...Ben

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ddvmor


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You're quite right to be concerned, Mr Ben.  We are professional teasers here.  The very best.  In fact I'm fairly sure that our Mr Oliver invented teasing in his spare time at high-school.  It's true.  Tell, him Nate!


You know... when I saw the title of this thread I was mildly concerned.  Exactly what is it that a Truckman takes...?


Sorry.  Filthy mind...



-- Edited by ddvmor at 03:23, 2005-02-13

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quote:
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"  Exactly what is it that a Truckman takes...? "
He takes his friends out to dinner of course...Ben

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Beans are good. Welcome Mr Ben Sir.

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Here's a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
I love beans
I love beans
Woo woo woo!
I love beans
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn't know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don't know why
Maybe 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins
Because...
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!


http://analogbubblebath.net/~psycos/brak/Space%20Ghost%20-%20Brak%20-%20I%20Love%20Beans.mp3



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ddvmor


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Or even...


Beans, Beans, are good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel.
So eat baked beans with every meal!


Mmmmmmm... beans.


Ewww... farts...


(everyone likes their own brand though, eh!)



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Susan


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Similar but different:


Beans, Beans, are good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you fart.
The more you fart the more you eat.
The more you sit on the toilet seat.




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NateO


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quote:
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"In fact I'm fairly sure that our Mr Oliver invented teasing in his spare time at high-school.  It's true.  Tell, him Nate!"

All true, sorry Ben. Welcome!



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JonnyStead


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quote:
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"...that you folks won't mind an intruder like me once in a while...Ben"

Indeed me old mucker - welcome - we need fresh thinking here... I for one ran out of meaning full things to say in June... its mostly been rambling since then...


Cars are great....



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ddvmor


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Trifle is better than cars. 

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JonnyStead


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Granted -


But Sherry trifle is betterer than trifle... yes?



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