The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think Ellie has a look of yoda anyway with his little squashy nose. I'd go for that one for him. And what with Rochester's colouring I'd go for the Darth Vader look.
How could you say such a thing? I was merely playing to his strengths. One has to make the most of what one is born with - you of all people should know that.
I was in fact being squashynoseist about Ellie, but you went for the obvious!
So it's a white thing then? You're saying that black cats are better then white cats, and by inference transposing that comparison to people. You are clearly raychist.
