The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
'Tis indeed most shocking! Whatever could be coming out of her sprinkler?!!! Could it be... no, this would be too, too shocking, but, could it... I don't know if I can bring myself to say it, but I think it could be... dihydrogen monoxide!!! See http://www.dhmo.org/ to educate yourself on the dangers.