The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My husband has had a beard/mustache for the entire 13 years I've known him. Sometimes I wonder what he looks like under there...but then I get scared and let the thought pass.
I've had a beard on and off for the last 10 years. My most recent one has lasted about 5 of those. I like it. I do look odd without it - theres a family photo of me around which is about 51/2 years old. Weird.
Congratulations on getting sigged, Hengle. I've never had the honour, but I imagine you must feel rather proud! Or possibly a bit like a whore...