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ddvmor


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I just know you'll all want one of these.  And at only £24.99, it's an absolute bargain!  Woohoo!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:49, 2005-02-02

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My eyes are watering at the very thought.


Might be a good Secret Santa purchase though!



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BrianS


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Had a friend in college that was a student worker, she cleaned the Business and Administration building at night. One night she found a wrapper for a "butt cleaner". I guess it was something like a toliet brush or pipe cleaner for your brown eye. Pretty nasty.

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Or perhaps a utensil for cleaning large barrels.

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Gotta use something to get in the corners of your beer keg.

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She said the wrapper had instructions on it and everything

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Surely they can't have been that complicated.


Step1: insert butt cleaner into butt.


er...  that's it...


I'm guessing that it wasn't like one of those foaming drain cleaners...



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Did you get one DD?


Beware the Mathieu Anal Speculum Rectal Speculum!!!.



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ddvmor


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I'm concerned about the 3 prongs.  Is it for people with three ...er... holes.

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I'd guess it has a kind of cranking system to open you up wide enough to get a good look around. 

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JonnyStead


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Good God Susan - let it go! I'm having my breakfast here!


It's reassuring to know its never been used though - who would buy a used one?



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"Good God Susan - let it go! I'm having my breakfast here! "
But if I let it go the cranking system will collapse and catch all sorts of fleshy bits between the metal prongs.

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Yikes! So much for my lunch!!

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...all sorts of fleshy bits...
Nice to see that medical training never went to waste!

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I had medical training?

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Are you a doctor Suey-mate? I was under the impression that you're a keyed-car driving banker!

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Oh Nate, you know me so well

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VicM


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Freaks!!!


I'm quite disturbed now!!



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Yeah, me too, Vic-mate!

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quote:
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"Oh Nate, you know me so well "

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Are those hairbands new?

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Not so much, mate; had them for some time now. ++

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Lookin' good.

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Thanks, mate!


Cheers, Nate


!!



-- Edited by NateO at 23:13, 2005-02-08

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My pleasure.

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